Total Medals Earned: 1,351 (From 130 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,690 Points
Medals Earned: 9/16 (130/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 2/16 (20/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (205/205 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/190 points)
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the final boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under an hour.
Keep the deaths under 150
Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.