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Hexagon Hexagon

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game is the most addicting game I've played in a long time. It's short and simple, but it keeps bringing me back for more. I could probably just knock off an hour or two playing this and not even realize it. Also, the rush of moving that triangle around and the feeling of satisfaction you get when you level up, amazing. AMAZING. I only give it a 4 because you've shown that this game can be improved upon with super hexagon. Also, I just thought I'd mention that the hexagon is my favorite shape, truly the greatest of all shapes.



XCVB XCVB

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Aha. I thought this game might be inspired by physics hell. But how the hell did you get from that difficult looking puzzle game to this difficult skill game? Speaking of skills, I think this game requires a great amount of concentration and timing. Your interesting control system is pretty cool; easy to learn, impossible to master. The first time I played I got all the way to the green rotation level, stopped for the night, and then came back the next day to find that this game doesn't save progress. You should have put that in the description. But then the next day I slayed this games face. The “Malevolent” levels were actually not that different from the regular levels. It just took some mental rejiggering. The rotation levels were pretty tough and the earthquake levels were down evil. Bring on S.X.C.V.B. Anyway, X.C.V.B. stands for.....Uhhhhh......Ah jeez why X, WHY?!!! Why couldn't it be C.V.B.N. Ok, it stands for Xenophobia Creates Vulgar Beliefs. Or it means X-ray's Cause Vibrating Bones. Perhaps, Xylophone Cancer Vexes Biologists. I don’t know if you want this to be serious or funny but there just aren’t that many X words in the dictionary. And I’m not gonna remove any E’s either, cause that’s what unimaginative babies do. Heh heh heh heh, half my review is about naming your stupid game. Maybe it stands for Xenon Controlled Vector Booster, I like that one. The ones TharosTheDragon came up with were good too.


makehimanoffer responds:

Thanks for the review and feedback. There's actually a version of this game up on Desura now which has even higher updated graphics and also saves progress.

Thanks for being interested in SXCVB. I thought noone cared :( XD


Gunbot Gunbot

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game is a lot harder when your forced to use a track pad instead of a mouse. It is not impossible though. plus, all the laser pistols are way more powerful than most other guns, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.


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Cleansing Cleansing

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The thing that gives this game its power isn't the gameplay or the graphics. it's the atmosphere, the sense of surrealism that this game projects that makes this game cool. You just don't see that in many games anymore. Or at least the ones I can find. Also, the medals were nice too. I still haven't gotten the secret one, is it based on completing the game in a certain time limit or something?


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Rocket Panda Rocket Panda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game rocks. The game play is simple, but still entertaining. The graphics are simply stunning, and the 3D is great. The music is very catchy, and enhances the game play experience. The whole theme going on in this game is well executed. Also, the extras are nice. The game is not to hard, except for the last 4 levels or so. Great gob on this game.



FPA World 3 FPA World 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Naturally, this is the best one yet. The controls are smooth, the backgrounds look good and the plot is pretty cool. Hours of fast paced, entertaining game play. There's really nothing bad about this game. Awesome job


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Sausage Factory Sausage Factory

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game was pretty o.k. I think it's a nice rhythm game and figuring out the combo stuff was fun. I honestly thought the music was the best part it was great to dance to. Also, the story line was quite amusing.